Things that make me go 'hmm'.
I think the owner of this behemoth thought that "Gee, if I park over the 'Small Car' only sign no one will figure out I'm twice the size of the Smart Car parked next to me" (that you can't even see in the picture because it's so small).
I was squished into the left before snapping this photo on my way out of the parking lot. 

