Toria's brain on overdrive

I was telling the kids the nursery rhyme: "Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her .... " (well, you know it.)

Anyway, I finish and Toria says "Here's my rhyme:

Once upon a time there was a big flat snowman
Along came a bunny looking for his lunch
And what do you supppoooossseeee ('suppose' drawn out)
the hungry little bunny ate?
The snowman's carrot nose.
Munch. Munch. Crunch!

I was so shocked I asked her to repeat it and she did exactly as she had the first time.

[I asked her Jr. K. teachers if they knew this nursery rhyme and maybe had taught it to her. They said they only had a story that ended with something like Munch Munch Crunch but that was it.]