Toria: on her dad's golfing

Toria's Jr. Kindergarten teacher pulls me aside and says "So, on our way to the washroom, the entire class heard all about how Toria's dad thinks that golf is such a silly game. He hits his balls in the water and goes 'Oh, golfing is so silly.'"

The funniest part is that Toria has never been golfing with her dad. Where do they get these things?