Kids say the darndest things

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The Scene: Getting ready for the bath. Tomas is playing soccer on the bedroom floor with his dirty (rolled up) sock.

Mom: Tomas. Puuullllleeeeeease get in the shower and put that dirty sock in the laundry!
Tomas: (holding up his hand to shield his face) Please, please, no camera flash or flash photography allowed.
Mom: Huh?
Tomas: (starts giggling so hard that he never did put his sock in the laundry)

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The Scene: Friday morning at the breakfast table:

Mom: If everyone has a good day we can go and pick dad up at the airport tonight. His plane is scheduled to land after supper.
Toria: We have to be good all day?
Mom: Yes. (although we'd be going even if they weren't good but I didn't mention that)
Tomas: What if you're not good, mom?
Toria: Oh Oh! Tomas, you and me could drive to get dad.
Tomas: Toria, we don't know how to drive.
Toria: Weeeeeellllllll, you could turn the steering wheel and I can read the speed limit signs.

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